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Miho Fukuhara is a Japanese singer, songwriter and actress who made an independent label debut in 2006, releasing a single titled \"The Roots\" and mini-album titled Step Out. In early 2008, she made her major-label debut under Sony Music Entertainment Japan. Her single, \"Change\", was the number ninety-two song on the Billboard Japan Hot 100 Singles year-end charts for 2008. With her single, \"Let It Out\", she had her first major anime tie-in with Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.
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Michael J. Klarman is an American legal historian and scholar of constitutional law. Currently, Klarman is the Kirkland & Ellis Professor at Harvard Law School. Formerly, he was James Monroe Distinguished Professor of Law, Professor of History, and Elizabeth D. and Richard A. Merrill Research Professor at the University of Virginia School of Law.
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